Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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