youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
