You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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