Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
