Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I don't deserve a penis
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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