i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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