I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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