OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
