But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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