Dual....:-)
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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