We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this will be a night to untag.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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