me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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