They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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