are you still at the devil's house?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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