OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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