hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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