I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
