things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
we're so committed to being not committed
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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