his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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