Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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