i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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