I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
