if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think I am morally bankrupt
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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