She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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