It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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