I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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