I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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