I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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