wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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