We won't sleep together?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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