Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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