At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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