oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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