The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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