finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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