I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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