You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i came on her dog
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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