clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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