i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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