forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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