No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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