You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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