yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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