So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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