I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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