Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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