I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
handjob tips. give me some.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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