THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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