Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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