you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We talked him into tasing himself.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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