life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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