hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got inside last night via doggy door
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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