we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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