We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
