Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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