I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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