"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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