Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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