you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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