I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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