So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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